Seeing as you all abandoned me, I don't see why I keep writing in this blog. But in the hopes that somehow I still have a secret reader who refuses to send out a comment, I shall continue writing.And I wont even beg you to leave a comment. I'm generous that way.
As of right now I am curled up in my cramped closet with pillows and blankets and this cruddy old labtop. If you are wondering why I would sacrifice the ability stretch my legs out straight I will tell you why:
It is simply because I am furious at my parents.
I know, I know. You, my imaginary reader (I think I will name you Huebert) is wondering what my parents did to put me in such an uncomfortable position. Well Ill tell you Huebert!!! They called me fat!
So at first I took in stride. Said a few snide comments, etc. etc. Then I called Child Services as well. Here is the conversation:
*Ring*
*Ring*
*Click*
Hello, Child Services, Linda speaking.
Moi: Hello Linda. I have something to report.
Linda (in a serious voice): Yes? What is it?
Moi: My parents called me fat and I feel extremly insulted.
Linda: ...
Moi: Hello?
Linda: Thats not a valid reason to report somone.
Moi: What? How? Don't you know 13 is a very impressionable age? I can be scarred for life!!!
*Click*
Moi:...
Moi: Did you hang up on me?
Moi: ...
Moi: Yes? Ok. Bye.
Those are the kind of adults that are running the world right now. Will minors ever get help from the old?
~Spaz~
P.S I have an update of my life on another computer. I'll post when I get internet back on that computer.
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7 comments:
hahaha.
i adore your conversation with Child Services. You're amazing. It's a shame old people are running the country - dinosaurs are just as old and twice as interesting, and I think they'd do a fine job of ruling the world. But that's just me. Keep writing!
-nuisance.
I agree with you. It would be much better if the younger people (like Dino's) ruled the world until we were ready to take over. You have amazing insight. Bless you.No i dont think you sneezed.
~spaz~
P.S YAY u r my regular reader.
i know how you feel. i have exactly the same problem. unfortunately, my closet is far too small to fit in and sulk. so instead, i sit in m u room and blast loud, angsty music. it works well, believe you me. and also, i read georgia nicholsen, because she is filled with great wisdomosity.
~supreme ruler of the universe
p.s. i found you cuz you commented my blog. we have the same problem - no readers. we should start a club.
Georgia Nicholson is amazing Wisng. She has great wisdomosity. I really want to know what happened after she kissed Dave the Laugh and still had Masimo...
Indeedy. So do I. When does the next book come out?
I really want to read it.
haha no idea... i want to know what happens with Dave the Laugh and Masimo (the Italian Stallion)!
~SPAZ~~
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